Worship the Devil.

     Some guy just came to the door preaching about the lord, so I told him I worshiped the devil to get rid of him. I have got to give it to him, he did not skip a beat, he just kept trying to save my soul. Then the phone rang, I told him I would be right back, but I forgot he was there I guess the dude finally got the hint and split. But he did leave me this nice little pamphlet. I think that I will save it and give it to Vanity ( My crazy girlfriend type thing) I am meeting up with Riki at the cathouse tonight (A high-end strip club) I need to order a few things.. I am running low. I have had no toilet paper for a week, and I am on my eighth day without showering.